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Finding dieting strength in the 23rd Psalm…

The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. [cake, donuts, or pizza]
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: [and eat green veggies]
He leadeth me beside the still waters. [no soda or juice]
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name’ sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, [due to morbid obesity]
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. [as well as your carrots and celery]
Thou preparest a table before me [of low sodium soups and high nutrient salads] in the presence of mine enemies; [fast food restaurants]
Thou annointest my head with oil; [but put no oil in my food] My cup runneth over. [again, with just water]

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

— KJV [Commentary added by Me]

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